tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37036462358705979382024-03-14T09:49:11.382+01:00EL HUMOR DE JULIOHumor, chistes, imágenes divertidas, videos graciosos, curiosidades y todo lo que pueda sacar una sonrisa.Julio-jagdohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691967477852019438noreply@blogger.comBlogger1288125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703646235870597938.post-78442029828530221782021-01-26T10:57:00.002+01:002021-01-26T11:10:29.136+01:00¡Abuelo, el perro!<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihl6ke3lBjyo9B4-gVbWQkJ3EitXEOD3LZMEOPI2Aaj5il51bIpxpY-p39BIJlblSiCAuKNOicURnwaNUNMOT2EUBMVSyBs0S_ptsh7kdfh_ewNiKV7W4im6H2oLEZAOIcS8bC_hKXz2E/s600/abuelo+el+perro.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="600" data-original-width="450" height="536" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihl6ke3lBjyo9B4-gVbWQkJ3EitXEOD3LZMEOPI2Aaj5il51bIpxpY-p39BIJlblSiCAuKNOicURnwaNUNMOT2EUBMVSyBs0S_ptsh7kdfh_ewNiKV7W4im6H2oLEZAOIcS8bC_hKXz2E/w402-h536/abuelo+el+perro.JPG" width="402" /></a></div><br /> <p></p>Julio-jagdohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691967477852019438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703646235870597938.post-81385444914716487682018-08-15T20:00:00.000+02:002018-08-15T20:00:00.344+02:00Vaya mierda<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Julio-jagdohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691967477852019438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703646235870597938.post-42981629706109732212018-02-22T20:48:00.001+01:002018-02-22T20:48:43.278+01:00Se comió toda la planta.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Julio-jagdohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691967477852019438noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703646235870597938.post-18261217511620293862018-01-31T18:04:00.000+01:002018-01-31T18:04:16.481+01:00Perro vascoSe busca a quien pueda hacerse cargo de un perro vasco del mismito Bilbao. Le encanta que le tires un "Palito" una y otra vez...<br />
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Yo tengo el brazo destrozado y no puedo antenderlo. Gracias.<br />
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<span style="color: white;">Maria, he comprado condones de sabores, apaga la luz y adivina el sabor.</span></div>
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<span style="color: white;">- mmm, sardina con queso. Espera que me lo ponga.</span></div>
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<br />Julio-jagdohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691967477852019438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703646235870597938.post-70301944926656567682018-01-02T19:50:00.001+01:002018-01-02T19:50:30.608+01:00No culpes a la tecnología<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Julio-jagdohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691967477852019438noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703646235870597938.post-82193320730048534932017-12-28T09:42:00.003+01:002017-12-28T09:42:33.584+01:00La telefonistaHotel de una capital de provincia, tarde de invierno.<br />
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Llueve mansamente sobre las calles desiertas.<br />
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Nuestro héroe, después de haber comprobado que no hay fútbol en la tele, que el hilo musical no funciona y de haber agotado el mueble-bar, hojea distraídamente la Biblia que hay sobre la mesita de noche.<br />
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Parece animarse y descuelga el teléfono.<br />
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- Recepción.<br />
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- Buenas tardes, señorita. ¿Tienen horarios de trenes?<br />
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- Pues no, lo siento.<br />
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- No importa, gracias.<br />
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Por cierto, ¡qué voz tan agradable tiene
usted!.<br />
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Me pregunto a qué hora termina su turno...<br />
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Nuestro héroe, echando mano de toda su labia, convence a la telefonista para que se tome una en su habitación.<br />
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La telefonista sube y naturalmente terminan en la cama.<br />
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Mientras disfrutan del segundo pitillo después del acto, la telefonista, con ojos risueños dice:<br />
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- ¡Quién me iba a decir a mi que iba a terminar en la cama contigo.<br />
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<span style="text-align: center;">Si apenas nos conocemos...</span><br />
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- Pues yo lo sabía, responde nuestro héroe.<br />
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- ¡Que lo sabías! y ¿Cómo?.<br />
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- Muy sencillo: está escrito en la Biblia.<br />
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- ¿En la Biblia? ¡Qué me dices! ¿En qué capítulo? ¿En qué versículo?<br />
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- No, no, aquí en la contraportada, escrito a bolígrafo: <br />
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Julio-jagdohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691967477852019438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703646235870597938.post-1051673536568422652017-04-22T21:03:00.001+02:002017-04-22T21:03:22.989+02:00El robobo de la jojoya<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Julio-jagdohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691967477852019438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703646235870597938.post-1022746531179372242017-04-11T21:43:00.003+02:002017-04-11T21:43:35.050+02:00Pinocho<div style="text-align: center;">
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<br />Julio-jagdohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691967477852019438noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703646235870597938.post-81555603755331766342017-03-26T18:57:00.003+02:002017-03-26T18:57:50.199+02:00Y dicen que...<div style="text-align: center;">
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<br />Julio-jagdohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691967477852019438noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703646235870597938.post-46077283064274464012017-03-05T19:21:00.001+01:002017-03-05T19:21:24.862+01:00Heroes...<div style="text-align: center;">
Estos si que son unos héroes...
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<br />Julio-jagdohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691967477852019438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703646235870597938.post-59239668192803172352017-03-01T21:24:00.001+01:002017-03-01T21:24:37.123+01:00Siesta española<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: white;">Lo del sueño americano está bien, pero la siesta española es la hostia.</span></div>
<br />Julio-jagdohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691967477852019438noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703646235870597938.post-82589525939220357432017-02-23T19:39:00.000+01:002017-02-23T19:39:09.153+01:00Gato guardían.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
Dejar aquí el dinero, ni se os ocurra tocarlo.</div>
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<br />Julio-jagdohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691967477852019438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703646235870597938.post-49211345876331823102017-02-04T19:47:00.004+01:002017-02-04T19:47:56.810+01:00Despiste<div style="text-align: center;">
Un despìste lo tiene cualquiera.</div>
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<br />Julio-jagdohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691967477852019438noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703646235870597938.post-15678397802163770012017-02-03T12:45:00.001+01:002017-02-03T12:45:15.007+01:00Día de la amistad<div style="text-align: center;">
Feliz día de la amistad.</div>
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<br />Julio-jagdohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691967477852019438noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703646235870597938.post-39061118377660561222017-01-29T19:30:00.003+01:002017-01-29T19:30:46.959+01:00Leñador<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large;">MIRAR</span></b></div>
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<span style="color: white;">Mirar la reacción cuando cae el árbol.</span></div>
<br />Julio-jagdohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691967477852019438noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703646235870597938.post-2905322408387460092017-01-28T17:50:00.000+01:002017-01-28T17:50:09.591+01:00Dieta<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
¿Cómo llevas el tema de la dieta?</div>
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<br />Julio-jagdohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691967477852019438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703646235870597938.post-30841241119659247792017-01-27T17:40:00.003+01:002017-01-27T17:40:19.849+01:00Auxilio<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Último intento.<br />
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<br />Julio-jagdohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691967477852019438noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703646235870597938.post-38215680411986959232017-01-12T20:00:00.000+01:002017-01-12T20:00:12.944+01:00El sueño de las princesas<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: white;">Cápsula para hacer caca con purpurina.</span></div>
<br />Julio-jagdohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691967477852019438noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703646235870597938.post-14160871155739870732017-01-11T20:00:00.000+01:002017-01-11T20:00:00.196+01:00La vida te da sorpresas.... sorpresas te da la vida...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Julio-jagdohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691967477852019438noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703646235870597938.post-47253204610092567012017-01-05T09:05:00.002+01:002017-01-05T09:05:49.764+01:00¿Cómo bajar las escaleras?Cada uno baja las escaleras como le sale de los huevos!!!<br />
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<br />Julio-jagdohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691967477852019438noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703646235870597938.post-68887703192102634022016-12-04T20:00:00.000+01:002016-12-04T20:00:12.307+01:00Árbol de Navidad.Durante hoy y mañana, en el Mercadona si compras el árbol de navidad HACENDADO por un precio superior a los 10 euros, te regalan todos los adornos y vienen a ponértelo.<br />
A mi también me lo están montando....<br />
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<br />Julio-jagdohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691967477852019438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703646235870597938.post-41475067101753420792016-12-02T19:25:00.001+01:002016-12-02T19:25:23.202+01:00Hacer un trio.🙎🏻 Hola amor, ¿vienes para casa?<br />
🙎🏻♂ sí, estoy llegando pero hay un tráfico de locos, han levantado el puente de las delicias...<br />
🙎🏻 Ah... Qué pena, acaba de llegar mi amiga y habíamos pensado en hacer un trío...<br />
🙎🏻♂....<br />
🙎🏻 Hola... ¿Estas ahí?<br />
🙎🏻 Amor....<br />
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<br />Julio-jagdohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00691967477852019438noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3703646235870597938.post-80656330771110265852016-11-23T19:25:00.004+01:002016-11-23T21:37:11.300+01:00Bautizo a lo grande...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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